Top Bosses of All Time - Bob Ross

Top Bosses of All Time

-Bob Ross

Taking a page from Three Six Mafia, I am going to name this man as one of the most known unknowns. You know who he is, but sometimes it’s hard to put a name to his face. (If your memory is still a bit fuzzy, check the video clip) Now this dude took art to a whole different level. I don’t care who you are, you gotta respect the game of this guy. I can only picture how he got his big break…Like a boss of course.

Dude probably walked in with his agent into the offices of KCTS and said, I want you to pay me for painting for ½ an hour, while I talk to myself, and all while doing it high (or extremely laid back). How hard of a pitch do you think that would be to pull off today? (Despite all the bad shows that made it on air nowadays, this would still be quite a difficult one to push through) Regardless, I give it up to Bob Ross, the true boss of the art game. Now draw me some happy trees Bitch!

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The Chappelle Tournament - Round 4

-Kirkland-
Trading Spouses vs Kells vs Biggums-Crack Interview

-LA-
Mad Real World vs Roca Pads vs Wu Tang Financial

-Durham-
Nat vs Biggums Classroom vs iMac

-Bellingham-
Wayne Brady vs Haters in Time vs Making the Band

-Tokyo-
Flying vs Rick James vs Racial Draft vs Prince

-Hellen Keller-
Hispanic Pixie vs Asian Pixie

Nice guys finish last

As many of you guys know, in life, nice guys finish last. The solution, be an asshole to get what you want. Be it women, money, fortune, fame, whatever. Here's a prime example:






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The Chappelle Tournament - Round 3

-Kirkland Region-

GAME 1
Trading Spouses vs Fisticuff

GAME 2
R. Kelly's "Piss on You" Music Videos vs Blackzilla

GAME 3
Tyrone Biggums Crack Intervention vs The Playa Hater's Ball

-Los Angeles Region-

GAME 1
Jedi Sex Scandal vs The Mad Real World

GAME 2
Roca Pads vs Great Moments in Hook-Up History

GAME 3
Wu-Tang Financial vs Bye

-Durham Region-

GAME 1
Nat King Cole Christmas vs Real Sex Street Interview

GAME 2
Tyrone Biggums Classroom Visit vs Zapped

GAME 3
Dave's iMac Commercial vs BYE

-Bellingham Region-

GAME 1
The Wayne Brady Show vs Black Bush

GAME 2
Tyrone Biggums - Fear Factor vs Greatest Misses - Haters in Time

GAME 3
Making the Band vs BYE

-Tokyo Region-

GAME 1
A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Injury vs A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Flying

GAME 2
True Hollywood Stories - Rick James vs Tron Carter's Law & Order

GAME 3
The Racial Draft vs Samuel L. Jackson Beer

GAME 4
True Hollywood Stories - Prince vs BYE

-Hellen Keller Region-

Game 1
Lil Jon in Love vs Pixie Stereotypes - Hispanic Pixie

Game 2
Pixie Stereotypes - White Pixie vs Pixie Stereotypes - Asian Pixie

MVP Discussion

Kobe vs Lebron

So this is an ongoing debate in the sports world, so I thought I'd break down what exactly makes an NBA MVP.


Scoring:
Kobe. I'll be real with it, if you shoot as much as this guy did in his career, you better be the best shooter in the league. Career-long ball hog is a big understatement. But keep in mind that Lebron sat out most of the 4th quarters during the past year due to the fact that he would build up such a lead in the previous 3 quarters. Get at me!


Passing:
Lebron


Rebounding:
Lebron

Defense:
Lebron


Entertaining:
Lebron


Raping:
Kobe


Shoes:
Toss Up


Team Mates:
Kobe

Team Mate:
Lebron

Verdict:
Looks like Lebron gets it. And I'll leave you with this final question. If Kobe and Lebron switched teams who would have more success? Lebron obviously could win a Championship with the Lakers, but Kobe would struggle to make it over 500 with the Cavs line up. It is going to be an interesting upcoming season now that the Cavs finally have a center.

-Out