K-town Trip

It’s cha boi. I ain’t got much to say but gonna post anyway. I’m back in the dirty dirty and fuck its hot. It was 96 here today. Makes ur balls moist. I feel like hopping in a canoe and capsizing another boat, arrrrgghhh me maity.

I had some classic times on this last trip home. One was definitely when me and Andrew got some free beer at UW. Your boi wants to take the booze back to the car but good ol’ Andrew suggests that we crack one open in the dark of night. We use a small wall to open the bottles and end up hitting the shaft (no homo) and busting the fucker wide open. I start bleeding like a bitch. We walk around for another hour before we decide that I have to hit up the emergency room.

The ER was straight ridiculous. If want to see some crazy shit just head to an emergency room at two in the morning. One thing that happened was that they haul around a snack cart every night. It made its stop where we were so we got some food. While we were waiting to pay some dirty looking dude with a long beard starts chattin us up like Andrew at a prom. The thing is I look down and dude is holding a cathoder, its a bag to hold your pee and it has a cord straight to your dick. How about that for approach anxiety. The dude just talks us up while holding his own toilet. Gangster.

Another classic moment was the first night Haik was back at Lewie’s. I show up a lil late and Andrew, Haik, Lew, and Mr .Kizanis have been hitting the Ciroc (Its’ Cir Roc, Hova) pretty hard. We start doing shots and Haik gives some good words from the heart. The funniest shit though is seeing Andrew fuck with Lew’s dad. First of all, Mr. K has some teriyaki and is like you guys can have a little if you want and the next thing you see is Andrew and Lew’s dad in the corner sharing the whole fucking thing. It was cute, like a date. A few more drinks later and Andrew is at it again. He talking to Dennis and says something like “Nothing quite like threesomes huh.” Lew’s dad is like, “wait a minute there, you better watch who you’re talking about and not cross the line.” Obviously trying to be as stern as possible but Andrew is unphased. Andrew’s like, with the that goofy fucking smile,” I approach the line may even straddle it, but I don’t cross it.” Classis stuff, you had to be there.

In the end, we all know that it’s special when we all can get together. It’s a special feeling you get, no homo, when we’re all hanging out and carrying 3 feet tall champaigne bottles. And I know we’re all getting older and K-town may not be what it used to be. Nevertheless, seeing Dex walk in public with his jeans around his ankles, seeing Andrew make out with some chick after meeting her boyfriend 15 minutes before, watching some “Where you going, when you leaving, how ya getting there with Lew, and telling Haik to suck these motherfucking nuts while grabbing my balls, haha love you, it’s always worth it.

One Love.