Hard Ticket To Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii
-This movie looks pretty filthy. No Joke.


-Now that shit definitely deserved a fist pump



-And this is why I don't fuck with the white police. Dudes are straight savage.

Classic

Sit The Fuck Down via Stiff Arm

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*Their top 10 could be readjusted, and I definitely think #18 deserves more credit. That's the most painful hit I have ever seen. And after it, the dude is just layin there...Wow



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Husky Game

This is what John Hope sends me at the USC game. Huge game for the dawgs. If the glove doesnt fit then you must acquit.

-Snow

The Joys of Watching a Professional Soccer Match

And the Sounders and MLS is not professional soccer. (Not unless you count the WNBA in the same league as the NBA.)


Amazing Streaker Scores - The best home videos are here

If Siskel and Ebert Reviewed Adult Movies

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David Blaine Street Magic

My friend Pol put me on the first video, and shit was pretty hilarious at that inebriated time. I'm also going to do a blind post on some sequels to the saga, so hopefully they live up to the hype.

Another Heights BBQ

Complements of Albertsons. I don't think the meat or the cart were paid for. (Not unless you count our tax dollars in order to house those lazy motherfuckers. Fuck your Benz parked outside my house!)

And Boom Goes The Dynamite...

The level of ESPN sportscasters have definitely gone down, and even the greats like Stuart "lazy eye" Scott has lost his "coolness" (if it ever was there). Just give me some greats like Dan Patrick, Chris Berman, Rich Eisen, and Kenny Mayne, and I'll be straight. Honorable (I hope she has a sturdy chin) mention to Sage Steele...I'll just leave it at that.

Top Bosses of all time- Killa Cam

You can't have a list of the top bosses of all-time without Killa Cam. The dude makes all other wannabe's look like little bitches. Killa grew up Cameron Giles and had hoop dreams. The guy could ball, it would be interesting to see if he could hold his own at Keller. He had offers to go to big time schools but the grades weren't high enough.
What really makes Killa a boss are his lyrics. He has produced such a-town summer classics as "suck it or not." The classic line "got something for your face, fuck proactive" is one of the best of all-time. The guy has definitely given a santa claus beard to many females.
But any rapper can write lyrics, pretend to live the life of a true baller and not back it up. Not Cam'ron. In 2005, Cam rolled out of a nightclub in NYC in his royal blue Lambo and 200,000 dollars worth of jeweler. At a red light some dudes tried to rob Mr. Giles. Are they fucking crazy? Cam'ron told them to do what they had to do. The guys shot Cam'ron in both arms. Cam'ron proceeded to drive himself to the hospital.


While leaving the hospital the next day Cam'ron told reporters, "I was shot three times and my album comes out Nov. 22nd." That guy keeps his mind on the money. Cam’ron also commented, and I quote, “It was a sloppy job on their part. They didn’t get anything.” If you are going to rob Killa Cam that shit pretty be planned out like Oceans 11. He also spit on little girl. Just giving ma a taste of what her teenage years will be like.

Snowflake

Starcraft 2 - No Lan Play

I'm not even going to lie. I might not be a little korean boy, but I enjoy me some CS and Starcraft (despite being terrible in both). So I definitely appreciate this clip:

*Warning: may not be suitable for all audiences. (mainly because you might not understand the humor)

Sit The Fuck Down via Stiff Arm

In celebration of the college football season startin up, and what's going to happen when I play Haik in real or fantasy football (no homo), here is the stiff arm off a lifetime.



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*Their top 10 could be readjusted, and I definitely think #18 deserves more credit. That's the most painful hit I have ever seen. And after it, the dude is just layin there...Wow



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Passing of the Torch

Still awaiting the other pics, but I am sure they will be surfacing soon enough (among other things). Anyways, since the days of the FSL, which is the Fantasy Seduction League for the uninformed viewer, there has always been a battle among the boys of kirkland. This battle definitely became known on the open front with the introduction of a certain book, a bible some may say *cough* Andrew's holy grail *cough* known as The Game. This book was definitely an eye opening literary composition for all who read it, and though we may not have all acted upon it's teachings, they were surely in the back of our minds. Now thinking back now, the FSL might have began before our introduction to this classic piece of literature, but regardless, I am too lazy to hit the backspace key.

Pretty much the previous paragraph has been all filler to simply say that the A Town "P is P" belt has been passed. There is a new top dog in the A Town collective for getting that va jay jay, Mr. Sweetlips. From strippers to car wash bitches, this man has stepped up his game, so much to the point that he can get picture evidence to prove it. Yes it is true that there has been speculation that this dude gets hooked up from his cousins and "the P" is waiting for him on a silver platter (or king sized mattress, back of the G wagon, room 112 ... you take your pick) but at the end of the day, YOU really have to step your game up. Sure your boys might help you out along the way, but YOU are the one who has to close the deal. Even if you stumble across a broad with broken heels, spaghetti straps gettin a little heavy and exposing nipples, or whatever the case may be, it's still up to YOU to bring her around the bases and back on home. Pretty much what I am trying to say in the nutshell can be summarized by this man.




We all know that this dude was not going to get any action by the end of the night, but with only seconds left to improvise on the dance floor, our boy had to think on his feet (and with his hands). Another example that nice guys finish last, and you have to sometimes resort to these otherwise "asshole" moves.

But in the end of the day, make sure you protect your shit. Because without it, it's a whole lot harder to operate.

Music

The infamous "Kirkland Get Ready For The Summer 09 Mixtape"

Atown Reunion

It's sha boi, Snow. Back in the dirty dirty. I thought I would do a nice little recap of the atown reunion that just transpired.

Let's start with the most important thing, Winning Eleven. Darkness came out strong in the first few matches. He had a combined score of about 26-0 against Sweet Lips in the first three matches. By Sunday however, white a-town did what it does best and that's come together, no homo, to take on the boss. In two riveting matches F.C Barcelona took down its opponent. Unfortunately, for Cali boy these soccer matches were a warm-up and gave some inspiration for Darkness for the main event of the night: boxing at the heights.

We had quite the card for the event. The blockbuster fight between Champ Grant and Haik "the raging bull" Akopyan, and a surprise fight between chuckles Mathewson and myself. Of course we cant forget about Lew/cheerleader at the spectacle. There was a delay to the start due to a crazy probably drunk single mom telling us that its 10 pm yada yada yada. We should have asked her to box Lew so he could participate, yeaaah buddy.

The first fight shows why you dont beat Dex in soccer and then go box him. While he did have an amazing trainer, Darkness was relentless. The raging bull spent most of his time with his back to the other fighter but he's used to that, just playing doggy. The raging bull got some good shots in but Darkness proved too much. The second fight was interesting. Imma call Andrew Paul Wall because he is a one hit wonder haha but nah I got rocked. Chuckles hit me with probably a right and that was it. I'm still waiting for the steroid tests to see if the fight stands.

While there were several other classic moments, I'm going to finish, no homo, with the end of Friday night. So apparently in the clubs in Cali you can just finger bitches wearing lingerie in the VIP section . But unfortunately for Sweet Lips we were in Seattle so doggy got tossed out of the club. That's cool, at the time I thought we had had a solid night so we should just head back to the car. On our way back a couple of girls walk by and of course Sweet Lips does "Oh my god, sooooo sexy." He's greeted by the finger. That might deter most people but of course that doesnt stop Hieu and Haik from pursing these hotties.

The girls go into a bar where the owners/probably boyfriends who Haik just made fun of/ drunk as fuck people are standing. Of course, Sweet Lips and Hieu are giving these dudes mad shit and one of them is getting hella irritated. This continues for about 5 minutes and eventually subsides a little. Hieu is still fucking around with one of the dudes outside no homo while Haik shows the other guy his id, sits down in the bar, and tells the guy to get him some water. classic Sweet Lips. The night finishes up with me at a packed Asian restaurant getting stared at and Andrew, Hieu, and Haik getting driven to Kirkland by high school girls from Everett, nice fellas.

Needless to say the reunion was fucking awesome. We had a great turnout for most events. The CEO / greatest Juanita quarterback of all-time who didnt play came out. Milan "I got a girl but still smash on the side" came out. And Arthur James Bingcang, my dude no homo, who stuck with his boys on Saturday night instead of ditching them in bell-town, respect, came out.

For me it was great to hear that everybody is doing big things. Andrew is hitting the books and getting paid to play video games, James is making 6 figures, and Nyberg is going to be on the cover of forbes next year. And especially my boys Dex and Haik. Haik has ad videos online with sick music and i know is going to run the cali AC in the near future. And Dex is selling tee-shirts with naked women on them. I mean he was born to do that. Most of all you guys are going after what you are passionate about and that is what's it all about. I had a great trip, I miss you guys already no homo, and I know you guys always got my back and are always there. Do work, and practice up for that next A-town challenge.

One love,
Snowflake