The Night After

This scene is seen far too often. Yes folks, it is what commonly occurs after spending the night with a member of A Town. The withdrawals fuck with their mind, body and soul.

You might call this one a video glimpse into the future, because with Darkness's trip to Japan in January, you don't have to be Miss Cleo to see this one coming.

**Warning** This may be too real for some female audiences to watch. So make sure to keep wifey away, or she might be the next victim.

Vimby Does TITS

Here's a video interview that VIMBY did on our company
It includes one of our owners Marek and my direct boss Rex

VIMBY - T.I.T.S. Brand Clothing

Bring It On - Korea Edition

What's most impressive is that they are not holding signs, but instead just their clothing is doing all the work.



A close up look

Top Bosses of All Time - Ron "Typewriter" Mingo

An Office Essential

Top Bosses of All Time - Terry Tate

"NO HOMO" the saying is overrated and im done saying it

One Sick Ass Video

Suck that shit

Props to Mr. Pineda for the point out

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For The Bloggers, Facebookers, and Twitter COMMENTERS

This is what would happen if Internet Commenters had a Business Meeting

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Here's a music video that I thought was pretty impressive

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Top Bosses of All Time - Rodney Mullen

Combo Platter #4 - Punjabi Loin and Some Bed Rock

Punjabi Loin & Loiness Sultan Rahi & Anjuman
-Straight up took the soundtrack from Dragon Ball Z



Bed Rock DL

Dirty Motherfucka

My Favorite:

An Atown Marriage Proposal (Replace Jennifer with Any Girl's Name)

Chris Makin a Comeback?

It's obvious he's tryin, but this is the first song I'm realin feelin. Let me know what you think.



Chris Brown - Transform Ya feat Lil Wayne and Produced by Swizz Beats

Hard Ticket To Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii
-This movie looks pretty filthy. No Joke.


-Now that shit definitely deserved a fist pump



-And this is why I don't fuck with the white police. Dudes are straight savage.

Classic

Sit The Fuck Down via Stiff Arm

Check the complete list:
*Their top 10 could be readjusted, and I definitely think #18 deserves more credit. That's the most painful hit I have ever seen. And after it, the dude is just layin there...Wow



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Husky Game

This is what John Hope sends me at the USC game. Huge game for the dawgs. If the glove doesnt fit then you must acquit.

-Snow

The Joys of Watching a Professional Soccer Match

And the Sounders and MLS is not professional soccer. (Not unless you count the WNBA in the same league as the NBA.)


Amazing Streaker Scores - The best home videos are here

If Siskel and Ebert Reviewed Adult Movies

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David Blaine Street Magic

My friend Pol put me on the first video, and shit was pretty hilarious at that inebriated time. I'm also going to do a blind post on some sequels to the saga, so hopefully they live up to the hype.

Another Heights BBQ

Complements of Albertsons. I don't think the meat or the cart were paid for. (Not unless you count our tax dollars in order to house those lazy motherfuckers. Fuck your Benz parked outside my house!)

And Boom Goes The Dynamite...

The level of ESPN sportscasters have definitely gone down, and even the greats like Stuart "lazy eye" Scott has lost his "coolness" (if it ever was there). Just give me some greats like Dan Patrick, Chris Berman, Rich Eisen, and Kenny Mayne, and I'll be straight. Honorable (I hope she has a sturdy chin) mention to Sage Steele...I'll just leave it at that.

Top Bosses of all time- Killa Cam

You can't have a list of the top bosses of all-time without Killa Cam. The dude makes all other wannabe's look like little bitches. Killa grew up Cameron Giles and had hoop dreams. The guy could ball, it would be interesting to see if he could hold his own at Keller. He had offers to go to big time schools but the grades weren't high enough.
What really makes Killa a boss are his lyrics. He has produced such a-town summer classics as "suck it or not." The classic line "got something for your face, fuck proactive" is one of the best of all-time. The guy has definitely given a santa claus beard to many females.
But any rapper can write lyrics, pretend to live the life of a true baller and not back it up. Not Cam'ron. In 2005, Cam rolled out of a nightclub in NYC in his royal blue Lambo and 200,000 dollars worth of jeweler. At a red light some dudes tried to rob Mr. Giles. Are they fucking crazy? Cam'ron told them to do what they had to do. The guys shot Cam'ron in both arms. Cam'ron proceeded to drive himself to the hospital.


While leaving the hospital the next day Cam'ron told reporters, "I was shot three times and my album comes out Nov. 22nd." That guy keeps his mind on the money. Cam’ron also commented, and I quote, “It was a sloppy job on their part. They didn’t get anything.” If you are going to rob Killa Cam that shit pretty be planned out like Oceans 11. He also spit on little girl. Just giving ma a taste of what her teenage years will be like.

Snowflake

Starcraft 2 - No Lan Play

I'm not even going to lie. I might not be a little korean boy, but I enjoy me some CS and Starcraft (despite being terrible in both). So I definitely appreciate this clip:

*Warning: may not be suitable for all audiences. (mainly because you might not understand the humor)

Sit The Fuck Down via Stiff Arm

In celebration of the college football season startin up, and what's going to happen when I play Haik in real or fantasy football (no homo), here is the stiff arm off a lifetime.



Check the complete list:
*Their top 10 could be readjusted, and I definitely think #18 deserves more credit. That's the most painful hit I have ever seen. And after it, the dude is just layin there...Wow



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Passing of the Torch

Still awaiting the other pics, but I am sure they will be surfacing soon enough (among other things). Anyways, since the days of the FSL, which is the Fantasy Seduction League for the uninformed viewer, there has always been a battle among the boys of kirkland. This battle definitely became known on the open front with the introduction of a certain book, a bible some may say *cough* Andrew's holy grail *cough* known as The Game. This book was definitely an eye opening literary composition for all who read it, and though we may not have all acted upon it's teachings, they were surely in the back of our minds. Now thinking back now, the FSL might have began before our introduction to this classic piece of literature, but regardless, I am too lazy to hit the backspace key.

Pretty much the previous paragraph has been all filler to simply say that the A Town "P is P" belt has been passed. There is a new top dog in the A Town collective for getting that va jay jay, Mr. Sweetlips. From strippers to car wash bitches, this man has stepped up his game, so much to the point that he can get picture evidence to prove it. Yes it is true that there has been speculation that this dude gets hooked up from his cousins and "the P" is waiting for him on a silver platter (or king sized mattress, back of the G wagon, room 112 ... you take your pick) but at the end of the day, YOU really have to step your game up. Sure your boys might help you out along the way, but YOU are the one who has to close the deal. Even if you stumble across a broad with broken heels, spaghetti straps gettin a little heavy and exposing nipples, or whatever the case may be, it's still up to YOU to bring her around the bases and back on home. Pretty much what I am trying to say in the nutshell can be summarized by this man.




We all know that this dude was not going to get any action by the end of the night, but with only seconds left to improvise on the dance floor, our boy had to think on his feet (and with his hands). Another example that nice guys finish last, and you have to sometimes resort to these otherwise "asshole" moves.

But in the end of the day, make sure you protect your shit. Because without it, it's a whole lot harder to operate.

Music

The infamous "Kirkland Get Ready For The Summer 09 Mixtape"

Atown Reunion

It's sha boi, Snow. Back in the dirty dirty. I thought I would do a nice little recap of the atown reunion that just transpired.

Let's start with the most important thing, Winning Eleven. Darkness came out strong in the first few matches. He had a combined score of about 26-0 against Sweet Lips in the first three matches. By Sunday however, white a-town did what it does best and that's come together, no homo, to take on the boss. In two riveting matches F.C Barcelona took down its opponent. Unfortunately, for Cali boy these soccer matches were a warm-up and gave some inspiration for Darkness for the main event of the night: boxing at the heights.

We had quite the card for the event. The blockbuster fight between Champ Grant and Haik "the raging bull" Akopyan, and a surprise fight between chuckles Mathewson and myself. Of course we cant forget about Lew/cheerleader at the spectacle. There was a delay to the start due to a crazy probably drunk single mom telling us that its 10 pm yada yada yada. We should have asked her to box Lew so he could participate, yeaaah buddy.

The first fight shows why you dont beat Dex in soccer and then go box him. While he did have an amazing trainer, Darkness was relentless. The raging bull spent most of his time with his back to the other fighter but he's used to that, just playing doggy. The raging bull got some good shots in but Darkness proved too much. The second fight was interesting. Imma call Andrew Paul Wall because he is a one hit wonder haha but nah I got rocked. Chuckles hit me with probably a right and that was it. I'm still waiting for the steroid tests to see if the fight stands.

While there were several other classic moments, I'm going to finish, no homo, with the end of Friday night. So apparently in the clubs in Cali you can just finger bitches wearing lingerie in the VIP section . But unfortunately for Sweet Lips we were in Seattle so doggy got tossed out of the club. That's cool, at the time I thought we had had a solid night so we should just head back to the car. On our way back a couple of girls walk by and of course Sweet Lips does "Oh my god, sooooo sexy." He's greeted by the finger. That might deter most people but of course that doesnt stop Hieu and Haik from pursing these hotties.

The girls go into a bar where the owners/probably boyfriends who Haik just made fun of/ drunk as fuck people are standing. Of course, Sweet Lips and Hieu are giving these dudes mad shit and one of them is getting hella irritated. This continues for about 5 minutes and eventually subsides a little. Hieu is still fucking around with one of the dudes outside no homo while Haik shows the other guy his id, sits down in the bar, and tells the guy to get him some water. classic Sweet Lips. The night finishes up with me at a packed Asian restaurant getting stared at and Andrew, Hieu, and Haik getting driven to Kirkland by high school girls from Everett, nice fellas.

Needless to say the reunion was fucking awesome. We had a great turnout for most events. The CEO / greatest Juanita quarterback of all-time who didnt play came out. Milan "I got a girl but still smash on the side" came out. And Arthur James Bingcang, my dude no homo, who stuck with his boys on Saturday night instead of ditching them in bell-town, respect, came out.

For me it was great to hear that everybody is doing big things. Andrew is hitting the books and getting paid to play video games, James is making 6 figures, and Nyberg is going to be on the cover of forbes next year. And especially my boys Dex and Haik. Haik has ad videos online with sick music and i know is going to run the cali AC in the near future. And Dex is selling tee-shirts with naked women on them. I mean he was born to do that. Most of all you guys are going after what you are passionate about and that is what's it all about. I had a great trip, I miss you guys already no homo, and I know you guys always got my back and are always there. Do work, and practice up for that next A-town challenge.

One love,
Snowflake

Raekwon House Of Flying Daggers Feat. Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah & Method Man Official Video

The Wu-Tang Clan unleash their latest piece of work with a music video for their J Dilla produced single, “House of Flying Daggers.” This music video has the classic Wu Tang Clan martial arts feel to it, and is overall a dope video and an even doper song. The record itself will be on Raekwon’s highly anticipated, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II album due out this September 8th, 2009. Enjoy!




Source: Hypebeast

Top Bosses Of All Time - Boss in Training

Now let me introduce to a dude, that you might not know, but he definitely deserves an honorable mention as a boss in training, because his skills are that redunkulous. Juan Francisco Casas. Remember the name, and more importantly, the skills.

Now what makes this guy so sick is not only the realism of his pieces, but he's using only paper and ball point pens to draw this shit.






Here are some of his paintings using oil pastels.



Be sure to peep his site: http://www.juanfranciscocasas.com/galeria.aspx?idm=en

Cam'ron and Nas Mixtapes

It's been a minute since I posted some new music. So let's go with a classic artist for y'all. Actually I'll give you 2 for the price of one. A classic artist with some new shit, and another classic artist with some old shit.

Dj Drama & Cam’Ron – Boss Of All Bosses

01. Intro
02. Pop off (ft. Vado)
03. Drama (ft Vado)
04. La Bomba (ft Vado)
05. Rick Flair ( ft vado)
06. Hustle (ft Rick Ross, vado)
07. Get it ( ft Mase, Vado)
08. Can ‘t say goodbye (ft vado)
09. Skit 1
10. Land of the dealers (ft Vado)
11. Fed story (Vado solo)
12. We in this thing (ft young la, vado)
13. Blow my hi ( ft Vado, Darnell)
14. Skit 2
15. Different cloth (ft vado)
16. Professional ( ft Byrd lady, vado)
17. Ride wit me ( ft Vado)
18. The baddest ( ft Vado, Darnell)
19. Skit 3
20. Lenox av (ft Vado, 40 cal)
21. Arab music (ft vado, Byrd lady)
22. Skit 4
23. Soul plane ( ft Vado)
24. Stop ( Charlie Clips)

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Nasty Nas – 1991 Demo Tape



TRACKLISTING

01.Understanding
02.Life Is Like A Dice Game
03.Just Another Day In The Projects
04.Deja Vu
05.Back To The Grill Featuring MC Serch
06.Everything Is Real
07.I’m A Villan
08.Number One With A Bullet Featuring Kool G Rap & Whiteboy
09.Nas Will Prevail
10.On The Real (Original)

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Japan Trip

This orginally began with a post on Japanese etiquette, but now it's turning into a guide that highlights some of the Japanese culture.


-Step Yo Bow Game Up

So for those of you who will be joining me in Japan, or choose to go solo, don't forget Japan is a very polite culture, where people hate offending others. (For the most part) Whenever in fear of this occurring, bowing is a great way to show your remorse. Here's a quick tutorial. It's funny, because I've seen and experience this shit.




-Love Hotels

I'll let you believe the hype on this one. But a great idea regardless. With the amount of people per square inch that Japan has, it's no wonder it's a little harder to have your own place as a kid. Combine that with thin walls, close proximity walls, and the average age of losing virginity (from Japanese people I have talked to over the years) being high school, Love Hotels and pricing by the hour only makes sense. But love hotels is just your average Motel 6, but rather an experience. Just peep the vid to fully understand. The alibi music channel is priceless. Watch Here

The New Epidemic – The Asian “Gangsta” Invasion

Yes, indeed this has been an ongoing problem, but a problem the public continues to ignore. More of an identity crisis than anything, but an annoying one at that. Now I am not talking about the triads or the yakuza, hence the spelling of the word “gangster,” but this is directed more towards the identified problems of the early 90s with the white boys who acted black, but instead the perpetrators are from land a little more farther East.

Now this by no means a bashing to the asian race, but more of an informative piece on an unresolved issue. More and more I see Asians driving “import” cars (Hondas, Hyundais, etc), listening to rap music and dropping the n word non-stop. Now as weird as it might sound, I am far less disturbed when I hear a white person say the n word than an asian. This can be for many reasons, perhaps this word is programmed in the genes of the Anglo Saxons from the days of slavery, and it’s just a part of their vocabulary (like “pancakes” or “apple juice”), but whatever the reason, it has no relation for Asians to say. I think many people don’t make a big deal of this when a “gangsta” of Asian heritage says this derogatory term because they feel that Asians aren’t a real threat to where they have to prove their masculinity or pride by standing up to them. I have heard on numerous accounts that African Americans use this word to try to “take it back.” Personally I think this is some of the stupidest s*** I have heard, but whatever the case, Asians should just replace the n-word in their vocabulary with “gook,” “chink” or “zipper head” (thanks to Clint Eastwood for the last one.) Granted that some of the previous terms only refer to certain types of Asian nationalities, you can just play it off like the Africans, Haitians, or other “non-African Americans” who don’t take offense to the n-word because they aren’t African American. (And for those of you who fall in that category, news flash, the racist idiots who use these derogatory terms towards you are too ignorant to know what race you are, all they see is a suspicious black person)

So I’ll break this down into the 2 types of Asians that usually fall under this “gangsta” category. You have the cumsucker Asian gangstas. (I couldn’t really think of another term, so until it’s replaced, I will just use this one.) Pretty much, the cumsucker Asian gangsta leaches of his dad (cuntsucker if he milks the mom too) for money, but at the same time he feels the need to rebel from the well-off to luxurious lifestyle that his parents have provided for him. Usually the parents are “stereotypical” Asians, they are smart, polite, have a heavy accent, and are rich. Of course, the son doesn’t want to seem like a punk bitch, so he listens to rap music, buys an import (either asian or European) and acts a fool. A damn shame to fuck up such a nice thing.

On the other end of the spectrum you have the “Heights” Asian gangsta. Now I grew up with these cats, and I must admit, I am a little envious of their lifestyle. Now he feels that the system has treated him badly, and he must rebel to show his worth. Now this is some of the stupidest shit I have ever heard, so let me explain to you “the hard life” of living in “the heights” aka Kirkland Heights. Kirkland Heights is for some unknown reason to me, known as the ghetto. And if this is the case, hands down it is by far one of the nicest ghettos in the world. But let’s breakdown this loophole in the system that our taxpayer dollars go into paying for this nearly rent-free apartment complex. There is less crime than you would see at any other apartment complex it’s size, the apartments get painted every few years, I’m not even sure if you have to pay for utilities, there are 2 basketball courts, a playground, a shitload of parking, and the apartments themselves are nice, and more than half of them are two stories. But the part that takes the cake is the cars…Oh the cars. Because the rent is virtually zero, I have seen numerous WRXs, BMWs, Mercedes Benzs, and the list goes on. If I lived there, I believe I could easily pull a Lambo within 5 years (or at least a Porsche) and not even have to worry about it getting stolen, because the bark is definitely worst than the bite in the hype department over there. And for those who say that I better be careful what I wish for, because I am sure to be jacked, look at it this way. Who would really want to give up living conditions like that, not only for themselves, but their family, by trying to do something as stupid as hijacking a car? Just imagine the repercussions that would occur. Not only would I beat their ass, but the government would too for fucking up such a wonderful thing that they are receiving, their family for getting evicted from “the heavens” of the apartment game, and the rest of the neighborhood for possibly leading to “the projects” getting closed down for being a waste of taxpayer dollars for housing criminals. Nah son, I don’t think so.

To sum up, I feel like this is something that won’t go away, at least not anytime soon. Just like racism, that won’t go away anytime soon either. Racism is in everyone’s blood, even if it’s just 1%, and I hate people who say they aren’t racist. (But getting into rather or not everyone is racist debate will have to be a future segment on here, so stay tuned) So I am an all equal opportunity racist (racist to all groups equally), so I look at this problem as one where you need to take it in baby steps. The African American population (or I guess all black people in general) got a huge win when we became the second most hated/feared group in the world, right behind the terrorists. (Of course it doesn’t help when the public can’t tell us apart) And we also got a black president in the “White” House (with a slightly terrorist-sounding name some might say), who remains standing and in good health. Overall I see change occurring for the better, but as long as it’s the young white youth being the number one paying customers to Rap CDs, black artists are sending out a message that it’s okay for all audiences to use the N-word.

Heart < Skill

Not quick enough to be a boxer, but still an entertaining fighter.

The Unexpected Guest

Scheelps Beer

That's some good mother fucking beer! So last Friday was a guys night out. My fraternity was hosting this event for all of the other fraternities around the country. Basically, as Dex would put it, a bunch of rich, preppy, white bitches came to together to hang out.

It was aite. I got some practice in for the A-town challenge. Also some gay dudes hit on me. Like I don't know what the fuck is with that. When I was in NY gay dudes would hit on me too. At the subway station some guy talked to me for a while and then started talking about how much he loved Frasier. That basically means he likes licking asshole or getting fingers shoved up his ass (cough haik). Whatever the night was solid, although it didnt end up in the Jbox parking lot with Dex hitting Lew in the balls so it wasnt great, haha.

I'm definitely looking forward to coming to ktown the end of this month. Supposedly uncle Haik is going to pull his dick out of the stripper long enough to make a visit so White A-town can be reunited. I know Dex will be practicing soccer for ten hours a day so the games can be at least competitive, I appreciate that. But for real, I miss you guys no homo. Ideally, we would all live close by and be able to slap Andrew on a daily basis. But I know we are all doing our thing. So k-town get ready, lock up your daughters, it's going to be a celebration.

Snow

Top Bosses of All Time - Bob Ross

Top Bosses of All Time

-Bob Ross

Taking a page from Three Six Mafia, I am going to name this man as one of the most known unknowns. You know who he is, but sometimes it’s hard to put a name to his face. (If your memory is still a bit fuzzy, check the video clip) Now this dude took art to a whole different level. I don’t care who you are, you gotta respect the game of this guy. I can only picture how he got his big break…Like a boss of course.

Dude probably walked in with his agent into the offices of KCTS and said, I want you to pay me for painting for ½ an hour, while I talk to myself, and all while doing it high (or extremely laid back). How hard of a pitch do you think that would be to pull off today? (Despite all the bad shows that made it on air nowadays, this would still be quite a difficult one to push through) Regardless, I give it up to Bob Ross, the true boss of the art game. Now draw me some happy trees Bitch!

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The Chappelle Tournament - Round 4

-Kirkland-
Trading Spouses vs Kells vs Biggums-Crack Interview

-LA-
Mad Real World vs Roca Pads vs Wu Tang Financial

-Durham-
Nat vs Biggums Classroom vs iMac

-Bellingham-
Wayne Brady vs Haters in Time vs Making the Band

-Tokyo-
Flying vs Rick James vs Racial Draft vs Prince

-Hellen Keller-
Hispanic Pixie vs Asian Pixie

Nice guys finish last

As many of you guys know, in life, nice guys finish last. The solution, be an asshole to get what you want. Be it women, money, fortune, fame, whatever. Here's a prime example:






*Note: the views expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of any or all members of A Town and/or their affiliates.

The Chappelle Tournament - Round 3

-Kirkland Region-

GAME 1
Trading Spouses vs Fisticuff

GAME 2
R. Kelly's "Piss on You" Music Videos vs Blackzilla

GAME 3
Tyrone Biggums Crack Intervention vs The Playa Hater's Ball

-Los Angeles Region-

GAME 1
Jedi Sex Scandal vs The Mad Real World

GAME 2
Roca Pads vs Great Moments in Hook-Up History

GAME 3
Wu-Tang Financial vs Bye

-Durham Region-

GAME 1
Nat King Cole Christmas vs Real Sex Street Interview

GAME 2
Tyrone Biggums Classroom Visit vs Zapped

GAME 3
Dave's iMac Commercial vs BYE

-Bellingham Region-

GAME 1
The Wayne Brady Show vs Black Bush

GAME 2
Tyrone Biggums - Fear Factor vs Greatest Misses - Haters in Time

GAME 3
Making the Band vs BYE

-Tokyo Region-

GAME 1
A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Injury vs A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Flying

GAME 2
True Hollywood Stories - Rick James vs Tron Carter's Law & Order

GAME 3
The Racial Draft vs Samuel L. Jackson Beer

GAME 4
True Hollywood Stories - Prince vs BYE

-Hellen Keller Region-

Game 1
Lil Jon in Love vs Pixie Stereotypes - Hispanic Pixie

Game 2
Pixie Stereotypes - White Pixie vs Pixie Stereotypes - Asian Pixie

MVP Discussion

Kobe vs Lebron

So this is an ongoing debate in the sports world, so I thought I'd break down what exactly makes an NBA MVP.


Scoring:
Kobe. I'll be real with it, if you shoot as much as this guy did in his career, you better be the best shooter in the league. Career-long ball hog is a big understatement. But keep in mind that Lebron sat out most of the 4th quarters during the past year due to the fact that he would build up such a lead in the previous 3 quarters. Get at me!


Passing:
Lebron


Rebounding:
Lebron

Defense:
Lebron


Entertaining:
Lebron


Raping:
Kobe


Shoes:
Toss Up


Team Mates:
Kobe

Team Mate:
Lebron

Verdict:
Looks like Lebron gets it. And I'll leave you with this final question. If Kobe and Lebron switched teams who would have more success? Lebron obviously could win a Championship with the Lakers, but Kobe would struggle to make it over 500 with the Cavs line up. It is going to be an interesting upcoming season now that the Cavs finally have a center.

-Out

Signs for a divorce

I almost put this image, but I feel like pukin everytime I see it.

On this special segment (or debate rather) on marriage counseling we ask Doctor Haik when is a good indicator on when to call it quits.


"If she lets you cum in her face or if she swallows your semen, that's not wifey material!" (not a direct quote)

Now Dr. Haik's expert reasoning behind this conclusion is based on "inconclusive" evidence of degradation to the female partner. I do not debate that these acts do have the possibility of degrading one, if not both, partners, but I do not believe either case to always be the outcome. I don't believe ALL husbands point a loaded gun and a loaded (hopefully their own, but that might not always be the case) penis at their wife's face and tell them which one they would prefer to be shot in the face with. I think it's more important to look at the motives behind these acts, rather than strictly the end product.


So why is it that bukkake (semen ejaculated into the partner's face) or swallowed through the mouth even occurs? My assumptions are that
A) At least one of the partners enjoys the act
B) the act will be fully reciprocated if it hasn't yet already been
C) one partner is doing it to please the other partner
D) for filming purposes
E) monetary or some other sort of personal gain or
F) they didn't want to be shot in the face with a loaded gun.

Whatever the case might be, I don't think it's worth destroying a marriage (or possible marriage) over. I think it's much better that it's her husband's member, instead of another man's.


When I asked the esteemed Doctor Haik if this rules out the possibility of the husband receiving blowjobs, he quickly responded "of course not" (maybe not as confident an answer as that, but somewhere along the lines of a "no"). Now this puzzled me a bit. I find the act of having a penis in the mouth degrading already, and I feel that this instance is more of an all or nothing. (Either though you can swallow penal secretions of the sexual nature without having it penetrate your mouth, but what fun is that? (I wouldn't know, I'm just saying))


Personally if my wife is still down for going down years into the marriage, than I know I found a down as chick that will ride til the end. And as long as she riding with me (or just riding me) and only me, I have no complaints. Hell, I might even go deep sea diving. (But probably not, unless she gone and scorched the earth). And I know the last comment might seem a bit unfair, but of course I am an equal opportunity type of guy. By no means do I expect wifey to go down and give me fellatio as though it was an expectation of the marriage (or even dating) contract, but if she is a willing participant, signs the trifecta (permission form, love contract, and confidentiality agreement), has 2 forms of government id, with a police officer there, like 4 or 5 of my buddies and lew taking notes, and her ex boyfriend there to confirm the identity, than I will gladly submit to her requests. And if she is shy about her skills in this department, let her know I am the coach of the year, and I will stay late to help her practice. (Don't get ideas, not on another dude).


*Note: if you have no idea what I am talking about, watch the following 2 videos:

Chappelle's Show
Love Contract
www.comedycentral.com
Buy Chappelle's Show DVDs Black Comedy True Hollywood Story

Chappelle's Show
Celebrity Trial Jury Selection
www.comedycentral.com
Buy Chappelle's Show DVDs Black Comedy True Hollywood Story

-skip to the R Kelly section at about 3:00.


So remember, it's all good until someone gets hurt, so I will leave you with the following:


Don't know why there's a little white boy. So I will bring it back to a more likely scenario (for me at least). And no, not a god damn anime character.

The Bookie

Marriage

Lew 1/2
Al 3/1
James 9/1
Andrew 12/1
Dex 15/1
Haik 25/1

Kids
Dex 1/2
Haik 3/1
Jams 6/1
Al 10/1
Andrew 15/1
Lew 30/1

The Chappelle Tournament - Round 2

-Kirkland Region-

GAME 1
Trading Spouses vs And-1 Mixtape

GAME 2
Make-a-Wish vs Fisticuff

GAME 3
R. Kelly's "Piss on You" Music Videos vs Real Movies - Deep Impact

GAME 4
Blackzilla VS Life Like a Video Game

GAME 5
Tyrone Biggums Crack Intervention vs Real Movies - Half Baked

GAME 6
The Playa Hater's Ball vs BYE

-Los Angeles Region-

GAME 1
Jedi Sex Scandal vs Real Movies - The Matrix

GAME 2
The Dave Chappelle Story vs The Mad Real World

GAME 3
Roca Pads vs Real Movies - Pretty Woman

GAME 4
Inside Chappelle's Show Studio vs Great Moments in Hook-Up History

GAME 5
Wu-Tang Financial

-Durham Region-

GAME 1
Reparations 2003 vs Nat King Cole Christmas

GAME 2
Crazy Camera vs Real Sex Street Interview

GAME 3
Frontline - Clayton Bigsby vs Tyrone Biggums Classroom Visit

GAME 4
Zapped vs Roots Outtakes

GAME 5
Dave's iMac Commercial

-Bellingham Region-

GAME 1
The World Series of Dice vs The Wayne Brady Show

GAME 2
Celebrity Trial Jury Selection vs Black Bush

GAME 3
Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant vs Tyrone Biggums - Fear Factor

GAME 4
Greatest Misses - Haters in Time vs Kneehigh Park

GAME 5
Making the Band

-Tokyo Region-

GAME 1
When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - Brenda Johnson vs A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Injury

GAME 2
When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - Vernon Franklin vs A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Flying

GAME 3
Love Contract vs True Hollywood Stories - Rick James

GAME 4
Tron Carter's Law & Order vs Tyrone Biggums - Red Balls Energy Drink

GAME 5
Better in Slow Motion vs The Racial Draft

GAME 6
WacArnold's vs Samuel L. Jackson Beer

GAME 7
True Hollywood Stories - Prince

-Hellen Keller Region-

Game 1
Dave Meets Show Business: P. Diddy vs Lil Jon in Love

Game 2
Pixie Stereotypes - Hispanic Pixie vs Black Howard Dean

Game 3
Dave Gets Revenge, Pt 2 vs Pixie Stereotypes - White Pixie vs

Game 4
Pixie Stereotypes - White Pixie, Pt 2 vs Dave Gets Revenge

Game 5
Dave Gets Revenge, Pt 3 vs Pixie Stereotypes - Asian Pixie

The Cool Kids - Black Mags

Most cats be rappin about skateboardin, but the cool kids go with the bike route. I'll rep that.

And the beat is sick! I'm feelin the black and white look and overall feeling (no homo) of the video.

"My bike's illegal illegal, so they sent for the law"
How the fuck can a bike be illegal? Haha.

And they need to step up the girls in the vid, other than that, solid!

Amazing Motivational Speaker

Because everyone needs a little motivation from time to time.
http://www.getyourbasketballon.com/home/index.html#/smith

Possibly the best worst fight scenes I have seen

"I'll keep an eye out for you, Stingray."
"Yeaah, SEE ya."

Mike Tyson Clip

And I heard there might be a documentary!

SIckest mothafucka alive son!

The Cool Kids - Gone Fishing

A nice album to chill to during the summer

http://www.zshare.net/download/595953170d4f5487/

The Chapelle Show - Hellen Keller Region

-Hellen Keller Region-

Game 1

Dave Meets Show Business: P. Diddy vs Dave Meets Show Business: Merchandising

Game 2

Black Monsters vs Lil Jon in Love

Game 3

"Minorities" in the News vs Pixie Stereotypes - Hispanic Pixie

Game 4

The Real Side of Gary Coleman vs Black Howard Dean

Game 5

Ying Yang Twins on MTV Cribs vs Dave Gets Revenge, Pt 2

Game 6

Pixie Stereotypes - White Pixie vs Pixie Stereotypes - In-Flight Meal

Game 7

Pixie Stereotypes - White Pixie, Pt 2 vs Watching TV While Having Sex

Game 8

Tupac is Still Alive vs Dave Gets Revenge

Game 9

Dave Gets Revenge, Pt 3 vs Hip-Hop News - Wu-Tang Torture

Game 10

Dave Has $55 Million vs Pixie Stereotypes - Asian Pixie

UEFA Champions League Final - Manchester United vs Barcelona

After too very different paths to get here, the Final is set for May 27th.

-Analysis-
Definitely took the easier route by having to face Arsenal in the semis. Barcelona on the other hand looked a bit shaky on the offensive end, the definite strength of their team. Messi looked indecisive, Eto was like a ghost out there, and Henry was injured and didn't play. The goal tandum that scored almost 100 goals during the regular season, was unable to penetrate Chelea's defense. Barcelona's weak point is definitely their defensive back line, and with Marquez and Abidal for the next match, it's going to be pretty rought to stop some of Man U's strikers. However one good thing has come out of playing Chelsea, and that is building confidence for Valdez. I have never been a big Victor Valdez fan (he is the goal keeper for Barcelona) but he really stepped it up this past series. He is not great with the corner kicks, and makes some questionable decisions, but his open field stops (especially the double stop he did on Drogba) have been nothing short of spectacular.

The way I look at it, by playing Chelsea in the semis, Barcelona has received substantial preparation for a competitor to the level of Manchester United. The big 3 will have to step up and score some goals, Alvez with have to make some better cross passes into the box, and they will have to continually push the ball up and control the ball so that pressure doesn't get put on their back line.

-The Verdict-
There is a lot of things in favor of Man U, rather it be the key players from Barcelona missing, or the lack of a defensive back line, but when Barcelona has it's back against the wall, they play pretty damn good. (Hell they scored 3 minutes into extra time to win it). But overall, I would say Manchester United has the advantage in this one.

The Chappelle Tournament - Tokyo Region

-Tokyo Region-

GAME 1

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - Brenda Johnson vs

Mooney on Movies

GAME 2

A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Injury

vs

Marijuana Commercial

GAME 3

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - Vernon Franklin

vs

If the Internet Was a Real Place

GAME 4

A Moment in the Life of Lil Jon - Flying

vs

Negrodamus - Wayne Brady

GAME 5

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong - Darius James

vs

Love Contract

GAME 6

True Hollywood Stories - Rick James Pt. 1

vs

Ribs Sleep-Aid

GAME 7

Tron Carter's Law & Order vs

Electric Guitar, Drums or Electric Piano Pt. 1

GAME 8

The Three Daves vs

Tyrone Biggums - Red Balls Energy Drink

GAME 9

Better in Slow Motion

vs

Black Gallagher

GAME 10

The Racial Draft vs

The Niggar Family

GAME 11

WacArnold's vs

F-ing Up

GAME 12

Negrodamus - Michael Jackson vs

Samuel L. Jackson Beer

GAME 13

True Hollywood Stories - Prince

vs

BYE

The Chappelle Tournament - Bellingham Region

-Bellingham Region-

GAME 1

The World Series of Dice VS Sales Pitches

GAME 2

The Wayne Brady Show VS Holler Dating Service

GAME 3

Celebrity Trial Jury Selection VS Nelson Mandela's Boot Camp

GAME 4

Black Bush VS Profiles in Courage - Toilet Pioneer

GAME 5

A Moment in the life of Lil Jon - Oprah VS Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant

GAME 6

Tyrone Biggums - Fear Factor VS Giving Up the Show

GAME 7

A Gay World VS Greatest Misses - Haters in Time

GAME 8

Kneehigh Park VS Dude's Night Out!!!!

GAME 9

I Know Black People VS Making the Band

The Chappelle Tournament -Durham Region

-Durham Region-

GAME 1

Reparations 2003 VS Home Stenographer

GAME 2

Nat King Cole Christmas VS Mitsubishi Commercial

GAME 3

PopCopy VS Crazy Camera

GAME 4

Pretty White Girl Sings Dave's Thoughts VS Real Sex Street Interview

GAME 5

Frontline - Clayton Bigsby VS Wrap it Up!

GAME 6

Dave's Educated Guess Line VS Tyrone Biggums Classroom Visit

GAME 7

It's a Wonderful Chest VS Zapped

GAME 8

Roots Outtakes VS Dave on Donahue

GAME 9

Great New York Boobs VS Dave's iMac Commercial

The Chappelle Tournament - Los Angeles Region

The Chappelle Tournament

-Los Angeles Region-

GAME 1

What Men Want VS Jedi Sex Scandal

GAME 2

Ask a Black Dude - Dentists VS Wu-Tang Financial

GAME 3

Real Movies - The Matrix VS Great Moments in Hook-Up History, Pt 2

GAME 4

The Dave Chappelle Story VS Ask a Gay Dude

GAME 5

The Mad Real World VS Mitsubishi Commercial - Better Dancin'

GAME 6

Roca Pads VS Potty Fresh

GAME 7

Real Movies - Pretty Woman VS Ask a Black Dude - Walking

GAME 8

Inside Chappelle's Show Studio VS Diversity in First Class

GAME 9

Great Moments in Hook-Up History VS Redman Potty Fresh

The Chappelle Tournament

Over the next weeks, months, how ever long it takes to set this up, I will set up a bracket of all the Chappelle Episodes to determine their rankings.

To vote, simply post a comment with which episode you believe won each round.

Please Remember to Vote for Each Region

Click the Links to Watch the Episodes

-Kirkland Region-

GAME 1

Third World Girls Gone Wild VS Trading Spouses

GAME 2

And-1 Mixtape VS O'Dweeds

GAME 3

Make-a-Wish VS Crazy Camera

GAME 4

Fisticuff VS The World's Greatest Wars

GAME 5

Ask a Black Dude: Size Matters VS R. Kelly's "Piss on You" Music Videos

GAME 6

R. Kelly Remix VS Real Movies - Deep Impact

GAME 7

Blackzilla VS Two-Minute Special

GAME 8

The Playa Hater's Ball VS Life Like a Video Game

GAME 9

Tyrone Biggums Crack Intervention VS Frontline - Racist Hollywood Animals

GAME 10

Real Movies - Half Baked VS Real Movies - Ghost